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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2009~08:49 pm]
BELLA/LIV... IN ~CAPSLOCK.~

cheap_cheerful

IF BELLA OR I HEART YOU ENOUGH, YOU WILL KNOW THAT WE ARE CURRENTLY WORKING ON AN ANNLIV DICTIONARY.

IN OTHER NEWS...

1. PLEASE SPAM BELLA FOR ~SPECIAL FIC~, WHICH IS NOT EXACTLY ANNLIV BUT IS CLOSE ENOUGH, DAMMMIT.

2. LIV: *IZ DIFFICULT*
REST OF THE WORLD: O RLY?

Link~"WOW THAT'S FREAKY"~

HAY U GUYZ HERE'S SUM ~ACTION~ [Jan. 1st, 2009~11:37 pm]
BELLA/LIV... IN ~CAPSLOCK.~
xunsafexsafex
[MUSIC |LAST CALL - ELLIOTT SMITH]

WOO FIRST NOVEL EXCERPT

I ACTUALLY HAVE ANOTHER VERSION THAT'S ~EVEN HOTTER~ BUT I CAN'T GET TO IT RN SO HERE YOU GO, AND BEFORE ANYONE LOSERCASES ME REMEMBER IT'S ALLOWED IN EXCERPT, PLUS NOBODY READS THIS ANYWAY SO WHO AM I TALKING TO LOL

"Bite me."

"What?"

"I want you to bite me. To do something. You're driving me insane."

"But… I could kill you. Almost definitely would."

A bright, hungry gleam is glittering darkly in Anna's eyes, and Olivia almost shivers. "I know."

"…I don't think I can."

"You can. And you will." Moving closer, closer. "Please."

Anna has her trapped, pushed up against a wall in more ways than just literally; the subtle, golden scent of human energy is making it hard for Olivia to think straight, to keep saying no because she does want to bite Anna. For human and vampiric reasons. Hesitantly, she rests her hands on Anna's hips, thankful for the layers of fabric there-though she can still feel the slow throb in her chest that comes with the involuntary pull on that quiet, extrasensory taste. Anna's eyes drift closed, a shaky sigh escaping her lips.

"Are you sure about this?" Olivia murmurs, her temporary heart racing. Anna groans softly, and it pounds harder. It's strange, Olivia thinks distantly, how many human sensations she's forgotten already.

"I want you," Anna whispers.

Olivia's fingers tense on her hips. "For how long?"

Eyes still closed: "Forever."

Olivia leans in closer, close enough to taste the energy radiating from her skin. "You're going to die if I stay this close. If I touch you directly."

"I don't care, please, just bite me--something--anything--"

Olivia shoves Anna roughly against the wall, her eyes wild with bloodlust and want and anger. "I won't let you kill yourself this way!"

"Please--please--" growing more incoherent by the second--

"I hate you!"

A harsh, euphoric scream rips through the air as vampire teeth plunge into Anna's neck, and Olivia is terrified to realize she doesn't know which side of herself likes the sound more.
Link~3 ARE DISTURBED~"WOW THAT'S FREAKY"~

ORGINZ: Liv's Version [Dec. 27th, 2008~05:37 pm]
BELLA/LIV... IN ~CAPSLOCK.~

cheap_cheerful
[MOOD |weirdweird]



THE ORIGINS OF THIS COMM, OMG (SORRY ABOUT LOSERCASED NAMES). cheap_cheerful IS LIV. xunsafexsafex (LOOKS LIKE “UNSAFE SEX”) IS BELLA.

cheap_cheerful says:
CAPS WAR !

xunsafexsafex says:
I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE A CAPSLOCK
COMM ON LJ

cheap_cheerful says:
I'M SURE THERE IS
ONE ALREADY!!!

xunsafexsafex says:
CAPSLOCK_INTERRUPTED, METHINKS

xunsafexsafex says:
NO I MEAN
ONE FOR JUST US XD

cheap_cheerful says:
I WILL BE THE CAPSLOCK LISA
ROWE TO YOUR CAPSLOCK SUSANNA KAYSEN!!!

xunsafexsafex says:
CAPSLOCKYAY!!!

AND THIS IS THE CONVO THAT LED TO BELLA GETTING OFF HER LAZY ASS AND ACTUALLY STARTING THE COMM, ALSO WHY IS BELLA TALKING IN THE THIRD PERSON:

cheap_cheerful says:
You know that girl i think looks like you was in a movie with Kate Beckinsdale...

xunsafexsafex says:
what girl?


cheap_cheerful says:
Olivia Thirlby but brunette

xunsafexsafex says:
ohh okay


cheap_cheerful says:
I dunno, she's really pretty xD


cheap_cheerful says:
Also, TOTALLY not into her boyfriend in that movie

cheap_cheerful says:
He was all *going under covers with giant hat on*


xunsafexsafex says:
xD


cheap_cheerful says:
and she was all *better angle if you take the hat off*


xunsafexsafex says:
LOL WAITWUT


cheap_cheerful says:
I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS


xunsafexsafex says:
R U
SRS

cheap_cheerful says:
She was also eating waffles.


cheap_cheerful says:
At the same time.


xunsafexsafex says:
WUTTTTTTTTTTTT

xunsafexsafex says:
THAT IS SOME FREAKY FUCKIN FETISH EXTRAVAGANZA THAR

xunsafexsafex says:
xD


cheap_cheerful says:
Oh, you should have seen the KB part with the feet and the guns.

cheap_cheerful says:
It was fantastic, up to the point where she got her head blown off.


xunsafexsafex says:
WHAT THE FUCK MOVIE IS THIS


cheap_cheerful says:
SNOW ANGELS

xunsafexsafex says:
OMG RLY

xunsafexsafex says:
I SAW A PREVIEW FOR THAT
AND IT DID NOT SEEM ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

cheap_cheerful says:
WE
ARE WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS

xunsafexsafex says:
I KNOW RIGHT?


cheap_cheerful says:
BUT IT WAS

cheap_cheerful says:
I mean, it was mostly depressing but there was that one part where they look up blowjob in the school library.

cheap_cheerful says:
WHICH IS TOTALLY SOMETHING WE WOULD DO


cheap_cheerful says:
I THINK


xunsafexsafex says:
XD YES

xunsafexsafex says:
PROBABLY


cheap_cheerful says:
CAPSLOCK INTERRUPTED


xunsafexsafex says:
FUCK YES. I AM GOING
AND STARTING THAT COMM RIGHT FUCKING NOW OKAY

cheap_cheerful says:
OKAY WHAT'S YOUR LJ NAME?

cheap_cheerful says:
ALSO I LOVE YOU

xunsafexsafex says:
XUNSAFEXSAFEX

xunsafexsafex says:
ALSO I LOVE YOU MOAR



 


 

Link~5 ARE DISTURBED~"WOW THAT'S FREAKY"~

ORIGINZ [Dec. 26th, 2008~04:24 pm]
BELLA/LIV... IN ~CAPSLOCK.~
xunsafexsafex
ETA: JUS' MAKIN' SUM CHANGIZZ UP IN HURR BCZ BELLA FEELS BAD FOR ~EXPOSING LIV'S REAL UN OMG~ (NO SORRY THE ~S AREN'T MOCKING) BUT YEAH, LIKE THIS POST MATTERS BECAUSE SHE WENT AND AWESOMED IT UP WITH HER PRETTY COLORZ VERSION. ):

THE ORIGINS OF THIS COMM, OMG (SORRY ABOUT LOSERCASED NAMES). [~REDACTED~] IS LIV, [WHATEVER'S IN BRACKETS] IS BELLA:

[~REDACTED~] says: (5:05:49 PM)
CAPS WAR :!

["We have candles..." "What are they?" "THEY ARE CANDLES!"] says: (5:06:05 PM)
I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE A CAPSLOCK COMM ON LJ

[~REDACTED~] says: (5:06:15 PM)
I'M SURE THERE IS ONE ALREADY!!!

["We have candles..." "What are they?" "THEY ARE CANDLES!"] says: (5:06:15 PM)
CAPSLOCK_INTERRUPTED, METHINKS

["We have candles..." "What are they?" "THEY ARE CANDLES!"] says: (5:06:24 PM)
NO I MEAN ONE FOR JUST US XD

[~REDACTED~] says: (5:06:38 PM)
I WILL BE THE CAPSLOCK LISA ROWE TO YOUR CAPSLOCK SUSANNA KAYSEN!!!

["We have candles..." "What are they?" "THEY ARE CANDLES!"] says: (5:06:51 PM)
CAPSLOCKYAY!!!

AND THIS IS THE CONVO THAT LED TO BELLA GETTING OFF HER LAZY ASS AND ACTUALLY STARTING THE COMM, ALSO WHY IS BELLA TALKING IN THE THIRD PERSON:

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:54:54 PM)
you know that girl i think looks like you was in a movie with kate beckinsdale...

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:03 PM)
but they were totally not a couple so *fail* sorta...

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:55:03 PM)
what girl?

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:55:07 PM)
ha...

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:09 PM)
olivia thirlby but brunette

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:55:13 PM)
ohh okay

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:20 PM)
i dunno, she's really pretty xD

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:35 PM)
also, TOTALLY not into her boyfriend in that movie

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:44 PM)
he was all *going under covers with giant hat on*

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:55:44 PM)
xD

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:50 PM)
and she was all *better angle if you take the hat off*

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:55:51 PM)
LOL WAITWUT

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:53 PM)
I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:56:05 PM)
R U SRS

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:56:08 PM)
She was also eating waffles.

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:56:11 PM)
At the same time.

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:56:13 PM)
WUTTTTTTTTTTTT

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:56:26 PM)
THAT IS SOME FREAKY FUCKIN FETISH EXTRAVAGANZA THAR

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:56:34 PM)
xD

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:56:40 PM)
Oh, you should have seen the KB part with the feet and the guns

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:56:50 PM)
It was fantastic, up to the point where she got her head blown off.

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:56:56 PM)
WHAT THE FUCK MOVIE IS THIS

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:56:59 PM)
SNOW ANGELS

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:57:06 PM)
OMG RLY

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:57:23 PM)
I SAW A PREVIEW FOR THAT AND IT DID NOT SEEM ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:57:28 PM)
WE ARE WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:57:36 PM)
I KNOW RIGHT?

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:57:42 PM)
BUT IT WAS

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:57:55 PM)
I mean, it was mostly depressing but there was that one part where they look up blowjob in the school library

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:57:59 PM)
WHICH IS TOTALLY SOMETHING WE WOULD DO

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:58:05 PM)
I THINK

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:58:06 PM)
XD YES

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:58:08 PM)
PROBABLY

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:58:21 PM)
CAPSLOCK INTERRUPTED

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:58:35 PM)
FUCK YES. I AM GOING AND STARTING THAT COMM RIGHT FUCKING NOW OKAY

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:58:52 PM)
OKAY WHAT'S YOUR LJ NAME?

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:59:04 PM)
ALSO I LOVE YOU

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:59:14 PM)
XUNSAFEXSAFEX

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:59:20 PM)
ALSO I LOVE YOU MOAR


OH, THERE IS MORE TO COME =D
Link~3 ARE DISTURBED~"WOW THAT'S FREAKY"~

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