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REINVENTING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, ONE AWKWARD EMAIL AT A TIME

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ORIGINZ [Dec. 26th, 2008~04:24 pm]
BELLA/LIV... IN ~CAPSLOCK.~
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ETA: JUS' MAKIN' SUM CHANGIZZ UP IN HURR BCZ BELLA FEELS BAD FOR ~EXPOSING LIV'S REAL UN OMG~ (NO SORRY THE ~S AREN'T MOCKING) BUT YEAH, LIKE THIS POST MATTERS BECAUSE SHE WENT AND AWESOMED IT UP WITH HER PRETTY COLORZ VERSION. ):

THE ORIGINS OF THIS COMM, OMG (SORRY ABOUT LOSERCASED NAMES). [~REDACTED~] IS LIV, [WHATEVER'S IN BRACKETS] IS BELLA:

[~REDACTED~] says: (5:05:49 PM)
CAPS WAR :!

["We have candles..." "What are they?" "THEY ARE CANDLES!"] says: (5:06:05 PM)
I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE A CAPSLOCK COMM ON LJ

[~REDACTED~] says: (5:06:15 PM)
I'M SURE THERE IS ONE ALREADY!!!

["We have candles..." "What are they?" "THEY ARE CANDLES!"] says: (5:06:15 PM)
CAPSLOCK_INTERRUPTED, METHINKS

["We have candles..." "What are they?" "THEY ARE CANDLES!"] says: (5:06:24 PM)
NO I MEAN ONE FOR JUST US XD

[~REDACTED~] says: (5:06:38 PM)
I WILL BE THE CAPSLOCK LISA ROWE TO YOUR CAPSLOCK SUSANNA KAYSEN!!!

["We have candles..." "What are they?" "THEY ARE CANDLES!"] says: (5:06:51 PM)
CAPSLOCKYAY!!!

AND THIS IS THE CONVO THAT LED TO BELLA GETTING OFF HER LAZY ASS AND ACTUALLY STARTING THE COMM, ALSO WHY IS BELLA TALKING IN THE THIRD PERSON:

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:54:54 PM)
you know that girl i think looks like you was in a movie with kate beckinsdale...

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:03 PM)
but they were totally not a couple so *fail* sorta...

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:55:03 PM)
what girl?

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:55:07 PM)
ha...

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:09 PM)
olivia thirlby but brunette

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:55:13 PM)
ohh okay

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:20 PM)
i dunno, she's really pretty xD

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:35 PM)
also, TOTALLY not into her boyfriend in that movie

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:44 PM)
he was all *going under covers with giant hat on*

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:55:44 PM)
xD

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:50 PM)
and she was all *better angle if you take the hat off*

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:55:51 PM)
LOL WAITWUT

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:55:53 PM)
I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:56:05 PM)
R U SRS

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:56:08 PM)
She was also eating waffles.

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:56:11 PM)
At the same time.

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:56:13 PM)
WUTTTTTTTTTTTT

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:56:26 PM)
THAT IS SOME FREAKY FUCKIN FETISH EXTRAVAGANZA THAR

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:56:34 PM)
xD

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:56:40 PM)
Oh, you should have seen the KB part with the feet and the guns

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:56:50 PM)
It was fantastic, up to the point where she got her head blown off.

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:56:56 PM)
WHAT THE FUCK MOVIE IS THIS

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:56:59 PM)
SNOW ANGELS

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:57:06 PM)
OMG RLY

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:57:23 PM)
I SAW A PREVIEW FOR THAT AND IT DID NOT SEEM ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:57:28 PM)
WE ARE WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:57:36 PM)
I KNOW RIGHT?

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:57:42 PM)
BUT IT WAS

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:57:55 PM)
I mean, it was mostly depressing but there was that one part where they look up blowjob in the school library

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:57:59 PM)
WHICH IS TOTALLY SOMETHING WE WOULD DO

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:58:05 PM)
I THINK

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:58:06 PM)
XD YES

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:58:08 PM)
PROBABLY

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:58:21 PM)
CAPSLOCK INTERRUPTED

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:58:35 PM)
FUCK YES. I AM GOING AND STARTING THAT COMM RIGHT FUCKING NOW OKAY

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:58:52 PM)
OKAY WHAT'S YOUR LJ NAME?

[~REDACTED~] says: (9:59:04 PM)
ALSO I LOVE YOU

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:59:14 PM)
XUNSAFEXSAFEX

[darling dear, get a grip] says: (9:59:20 PM)
ALSO I LOVE YOU MOAR


OH, THERE IS MORE TO COME =D
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[User Picture]From: cheap_cheerful
2008-12-28 05:08 pm (UTC)
ZOMG, SECRETS OF LIV'S ~REAL USERNAME~ REVEALED!

NOW I FEEL BAD Dx NO MATTER HOW COOL THE WORD "REDACTED" IS. IT ALSO MAKES IT SEEM LIKE LIV MIGHT HAVE BEEN A CIA AGENT. OR, Y'KNOW... JUST WITH-HOLDY.
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From: xunsafexsafex
2008-12-30 06:26 am (UTC)
BUT THE WITHHOLDYNESS IS WHAT MAKES YOU THIRTEEN IS WHAT MAKES YOU OLIVIA IS WHAT MAKES YOU MINE IS WHAT MAKES YOU LIV, SO WHY FEEL BAD ABOUT IT?

WOW THAT WAS SOME ROUNDABOUT SAPPINESS RIGHT THERE XD

(ALSO WHY DO WE KEEP TALKING IN THIRD PERSON? XDDD)
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[User Picture]From: cheap_cheerful
2008-12-31 04:18 am (UTC)
I THINK WE SHOULD CHANGE IT FROM "SHUT UP! I LOVE YOU!" TO "THAT'S FUCKED UP! I LOVE YOU!" BECAUSE IT IS AND I DO.

WOW, ROUNDABOUT SAPPINESS HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN PWNED.
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